March 29th, 2007

Movies: Shooter

By David J. Swift

Like Singin’ in the Rain and Hairspray, the title of Shooter pretty much tells you what you’re going to get.

The main attraction is Mark Wahlberg, the deceptively talented former model who can upsell popcorn movies like The Italian Job and really shine in oddball projects like I Heart Huckabees.

Most recently Wahlberg made an indelible impression in The Departed where both he and his character earned the last word.

What puts Shooter a notch above your basic R-rated action thriller is its aggressively anti-authoritarian story — nihilists are everywhere! — and the trouble director Antoine Fuqua takes in fleshing out his characters.

There’s a renegade FBI agent (Michael Pena, the touching locksmith in Crash), a thoroughly corrupt Western oilman senator (Ned Beatty, hammily reprieving his I Am God persona from Network), the spunky redhead who quivers nicely in bravery (Kate Mara), and good ol’ Danny Glover.

Like the Rambo franchise, Shooter is polemical about the politics of the day. Rambo reported government as lazy and self-serving. Shooter reports government as rotten to the core, an exclusive club for ruthless corporatists. (Where do they get such ideas?) If its message of “hooray for freedom and honesty and guns” score emotionally at the box office there will be sequels.

You don’t name your hero Bob Lee Swagger and then leave him on ice.

Lest ye get bored with the preaching, there’s bodies. Piles and piles of bodies. Also some lovely scenery of Bob Lee Swagger’s remote mountain home in Wyoming, which as usual is played by British Columbia.

March 26th, 2007

Blow up your TV, Part MCVII

By David J. Swift

Ze Frank

The internet coughed up a couple of stars the past year, Ze Frank and Jonathan Coulton.

Frank just wrapped up his year-long project of one short video per (week) day. He’s an addictive, unvarnished genius.

Here’s a couple of recent samplers:

this if you like Scrabble.

Or this (because that’s Lauren Whaley on the Grand!).

Now for the bombshell: Ze Frank and Jonathan Coulton appeared alone together at last.

Coulton covers Frank while Frank . . . just sort of stands there.

Relive those magical Ze Frank hits of yesteryear — really, just last year — like “Who’s That Baby (Trading Walnuts for Gold),” “I Knows Me Some Ugly”

and “If the Earth Were a Sandwich,” which in fact it was.

How did Ze do it?

March 24th, 2007

Busted Birkie

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By LMW

Poised at the starting line of Norway’s famous 54 km classic ski-touring Birkebeinerrennet race, Jackson’s own Kim Young took a deep breath.

“You won’t believe it,” she wrote to her friends later that day. “No I didn’t win. The Birkie for the first time in history was canceled.”

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March 21st, 2007

Poor Man’s Helicopter

Anybody who’s ever toted a video camera around the Vill and seen paragliders looping overhead has considered the possibilities of shooting ski footage from the sky.

Darrell Miller actually did it, with the help of some of the valley’s uber-pilots.

This is a segment from Miller’s award-winning “Trial & Air.” Buy the DVD here.

March 19th, 2007

First Winter Ascent in Tetons

On Sunday, March 18, Hans Johnstone and Greg Collins made the first winter ascent of the north ridge of Mt. Owen.

They bivied on Teton Glacier, went up the Koven Couloir, descended more than 1,000 feet on the other side, climbed the ridge (”about 3,000 feet of climbing,” said Hans) then dropped back down the peak to camp. “All we had in our packs was a jacket and a water bottle,” he said. “Sorta had to get over the top.”

In 2003, Collins and Johnstone climbed another first ascent from the glacier — the Golden Pillar (5.12-) on the North Face of the Grand. Johnstone seemed just as pleased with their newest tick.

“Last great problem in the Tetons,” said Hans wryly. “This winter, anyway.”

March 17th, 2007
March 16th, 2007

Blowing Smoke, Banning Butts

smoking

By Lauren M. Whaley

Smokers have only a few months left to take public drags on their cancer sticks while straddling saddle barstools at the Cowboy or while playing pool at the Rancher’s Town Meetings.

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March 14th, 2007

Spring Gleaming: Christmas In March

By Lauren M. Whaley

needles

Three months, one week and one day ago, I sawed down an unsuspecting, strapping young pine on Teton Pass.

It’s still standing … in the living room corner.

Of course, the needles have started to carpet the carpet, the branches are brittle and the soggy trunk is rotting in its own stagnant, sappy water, but it still smells good and makes me smile.

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March 9th, 2007

She Schralps: 1st Female Team Skis the Grand

By Lauren M. Whaley

On Wednesday, in high winds under sunny skies, a pair of local über-gals became the first female team to ski the 13,770-ft Grand Teton.

Julia Niles, 26, and Lisa Van Sciver, 27, spent 14 hours car to car climbing the highest peak in the Teton range and skiing down it via the Ford and Stettner couloirs. Neither had climbed the route or skied the peak before.

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March 9th, 2007

Town Downhill: Moe Cam

The Town Downhill is this weekend at Snow King.
Race suit in the laundry?
Enter the “Fat and Baggy” Division for a chance to win
a pair of Igneous Triple-Fs.